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Video Clips I've Watched

I do believe that people fall sick, only then they get an enough rest and temporarily stay away from the seemingly endless works. This is what the beloved Father do upon us. I fell sick on last Friday. No doubt I had enough rest in these two days. Well, it was the second time I caught a bad flu within this 2 months period. Thank God that it was not the influenza H1N1. Anyhow, I have a degenerative immune system to defend myself from being infected by these hazardous virus. Is it the effect of ageing? Hmmm... I guess it is.



yesterday I had spent hours in watching the Japanese drama, i.e. Absolute Boyfriend. Nice and warmth drama plot indeed.










and this morning, I have discovered some funny video clips and want to share here.



from what I have had read from yesterday night newspaper, our local filmmakers have produced 15 short films which are related with the socio-political issues in Malaysia. And based on the trailers I had watched from YouTube, most of them are sarcastically video clips. Among the 15 of them, I prefer the Halal which is produced by Liew Seng Tat. Anyhow, people like me can watch the full-length video on its official website which will only open on 17th August (tomorrow loh...).




okay, that is the local video clip. Now is the foreign's turn. Last year, I watched a TomsterMusic-made parody video clip which was introduced by the Cheezer (a local female blogger) and I did re-watched it just now. Only then realized that I never post it in my bloggie. So here I am going to share... TOMSTERMUSIC-MADE VIDEO CLIPS~!!



# 1 : Because of YouTube



when I am still thinking that Tom is a pretty awesome parodist, I found him. Yeah, JamesatWar. He has a gift for parody. He has presented his parody musics in a more exaggerated amusing way. Here comes his talented video clips.



# 2 : When You Are Here


I was so lonely on my own
Then you came in my life
Asking to be my wife
I didn't answer when you propo-oo-wosed
Instead I started to cry
And now you're asking me why
Well since you asked me to share
I think that it's only fair
That I tell you how I'm feeling right now

When you're here
The blood vessels in my head start to pound
When you're here
It's hard for me to keep my dinner down
When you're here
The clothes you choose to wear
That are too tight for your huge behind
Make me wish I were blind

Can't stand you

I've never been this nauseous before
I keep a baggie in case
I happen to see your face
And the stench you left is stuck in my flo-oo-wore
In case you didn't know
Perfume won't cover B.O.
When you walk away
The whole house begins to shake
Can you see how much you disgust me now-ow-how-oo wow-ow

When you're here
I fantasize I'm in another place
When you're here
Like hurtling towards the sun in outer space
When you're here the thought of spending life
Forever with you as my bride
Bring thoughts of suicide

Can't Stand You

Not sure I can recover
Seeing you uncovered
Made me disturbed, yeah-ah-ah-ah
I would rather hook up with an angry shark
Walk through Compton with a white hood in the dark
Before I'd marry you I'd go hunting with Dick Cheney, yeah

When you're here
Faces I would rather date appear
When you're here
Like Janet Reno, Rosie, or Britney Spears
When you're here
The thought of seeing you
Come downstairs in you lingerie
Make me want to turn gay

Can't stand you



# 3 : Hey Harry Potter


Hey Harry Potter
What's it's like to be an orphan
Who was raised under the stairs
But magically you started morphin
Me into
A dork whose read all about you
And Hogwarts too

Hey Harry Potter
It's not fair to use a spell
To make a grown man read a child's book
And purchase all your movies
Don't you know
I camped at Barnes and Noble store
Wearing a robe

Oh it's what you do to me
Even though I'm 33
I'm obsessed now can't you see
Named my child Hermione
Even though it's a he

Hey Harry Potter
Now my life is getting hard
Because my wife left me right
after I tattooed a lightning scar
Right on my head
And told her she looked like Hagrid
When she's naked

Hey Harry Potter
I've got o so many questions
If I ever were to meet you
Like do you have good suggestions
For myself
On how to dress me like an elf
Or could you help

Oh it's what you do to me
Put the sorting hat on me
Give me grotesque bertie beans
I'll devour them with glee

I've got your posters on my door
And sweat shirts that say Gryffindor
Lost all my friends cause they all think I'm gay
I took my wand and grabbed a broom
and snuck into the ladies room
The invisibility cloak didn't work that day
One lady slugged me with her purse
I said I was under the imperius curse
they did not believe me and the police came
And you're to blame

Hey Harry Potter
Now I'm missing you and jonesing
Seven years and now you're done with school
And Mrs. J.K. Rowling says you're threw
But I'll never be threw with you
I'll do whate're you tell me too
Stalk Daniel Radcliffe, yes it's true
Rupert Grint, too

Oh it's what you do to me
You, and Ron and Hermione
I'm pathetic can't you see
But I wouldn't change a thing
I'm down with Harry P.



well, everything is just for laugh. Happy laughing =D


Comments

m0n pEt!t said…
Thank you. I will try my best to update the post often.

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